Priceless Poetry

OK, here are a couple of poems that I myself did not write but still enjoy all the same. ( For this first poem, Betty Botter, try to say the last line 3 times fast :D ) 

 Betty Botter

Betty Botter bought some butter. 

"But," she said, "the butter's bitter.

If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.

But a bit of better butter; that would make my batter better.

So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter.

And she put it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter.

So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!

 - Anonymous

     

Next we have a very short one that is humorous and cute :D             

My Puppy Loves Flowers

My puppy's in the garden.

He loves to smell the flowers.

To help them grow my puppy always

sprinkles them with showers.

-Bruce Lansky

And lastly, we have another short poem that is... well... interesting. 

A Young Farmer Of Leeds

There was a young farmer of Leeds.

Who swallowed 6 packets of seeds.

It soon came to pass

He was covered with grass,

And he couldn't sit down for the weeds.

-Anonymous

Thank you for reading these wonderful poems that some people wrote! I hope you enjoyed them!